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thecurlyginger:mysharona1987:Oh my God.VOLDETORT.Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is

ask-pony-kirby: Wherever puns can be found, http://askpiratedash.tumblr.com/ will be there to help rate them. *giggles* X3

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mr-severyn: applejackmod: miss-mixi: browningtons: blazing-forge: pinkiepony: There’s a such thing as being a sore winner, April. Or rather, in this case, a sore loser. Shutting down asks, whilst proudly declaring Molestia to be dead(even though

That’s it, I’ll settle this once and for all. I’ll show you what I think of your gains! So long, /fit/! I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!admiralswag’s pun was pretty good, though.

Stevonnie’s back with puns

Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)

donkocabana: And Another Halloween pony for you! Queen Chrysalis is ready to read you a spoopy story, dare to listen it to the end? Hi-rez is on Patreon! | ☆ Patreon ☆ | Ask me anything | My art tag | ☆ Ko-Fi ☆ | She’s BEE-autiful

daxdoodles:my friend asked me why the man is screaming but not the cow guess you can call it a plot hole

Fandom: OverwatchTitle: From Such Great HeightsAuthor: ImmiRating: PGSummary: Fareeha and Genji bond through the power of bad puns and worse family dynamics.Notes: Inspired by Pharah and Ana’s shared voice lines. …Mostly.There were about fifty

$I dunno any 50′s puns, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

I dunno any 50′s puns, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly having a genital pref is fine but not going out with transpeople you like just because of their genitals is kinda a dick move (pun not intended), cuz if you’re like “Oh wow that girl is pretty! And she’s nice and i love her!” then find

thedeathofablog: un-be-fucking-lievable: prongsmydeer: pottergenes: james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah,

pun-rii: Sora and KairiYour Name (Kini no na wa )when i watched this movie i thought about KH when Kairi forget about Sora ///She ask Roxas about his name and Sora Answer her “start by S” ;A; //it made me to try edit it / lol for fun (I just edit

ask-gallows-callibrator: was-that-a-pun: in high school our anime club would go to the local cons and some of us girls would wear plaid skirts, white collar shirts, and ties and say we were “generic background school girl #6” Perfect

Was totally asking for it…

askpun: ask-cottoncake: Disclaimer: Ask Cotton Cake is not associated with Ask Pun Pony and Pun’s mods do not know I exist. Yes we do! XD! I like this art style. Totally gonna check that blog out.

ask-pony-kirby: askyourgunrunner: darkfiretaimatsu: ask-pony-kirby: Ruuuude! (( * Excerpt from this reblog by Pinkie Tai. )) (( http://darkfiretaimatsu.tumblr.com )) (( http://askyourgunrunner.tumblr.com )) I hope these puns aren’t a sticking

ask-king-sombra: spitfirestuck: Where did that moron come from? I’m too tired for this. { Spitfirestuck #4 } Featuring: King Sombra. I’M A GENUIS. PUN PONY’S GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME. COMEDY GOLD! ((Thanks for the cameo, Spitfire Stuck! I never

ask-king-sombra: Is it a Skyrim joke or adhering to canon?! YOU DECIDE. How will he ever get OVER this one?! Woah this is a MOUNTAIN of a problem! Looks like this is a ROCKY situation! He’s stuck between a ROCK and a hard place! Woah these puns are

ask-hiimine: askcminus: Go check out ask-hiimine! She’s awesome! + Horse Pun Moral of the story, don’t be racists kids! Yall should check out AskCMinus! She’s passing! xD!

ask-king-sombra: DRIZZLE, DON’T GIVE IN TO THE ELK PUNS =o

ask-frigiddrift: It’s a pun, sea? x3 Silly Drifty~ >w<

ask-pon3lectric: Part 1 | Part 1.5 > another multiparter, yay hey fimficveyron, did you like the pun XD!

ask-acepony: This is your brain on puns. pun, not even once. XD

ask-usa-pony: pinkamena-the-serial-liker: Part 4 ASDF Puns in 300 Follower Special Well, Banan fight failed… ask-usa-pony askbananapie ((Update/s Tomorrow!)) BACOOONNNSSS (omg XD once i saw tat bacon i knew wat was coming, thx for featuring me! XD)

ask-acepony: Featured: Pun, Jade, Banana Pie and a pony forever living in a harem known as Fuselight. XD

ask-wiggles: Okay so ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WENT WITH THE ‘MUNDANE SITUATION’ PROMPT puns make it unmundane, teej AND IT’S GLORIOUS 1. askpiratedash BECAUSE OF COURSE 2. eightbithoof 3. jigglesthestrangeone 4. raphaeliscoolbutrude 5. watch-out-for-kiiiiiiiiim

ask-acepony: askpun: For some ponies the fourth wall is more of a curtain. You can see more of that barrier-busting pony and her friends over at Ask Ace Pony! Artwork by TailzkipScript #1520 Do your part to help keep Ask Pun alive! We don’t want

ask-wiggles: Merry Christmas, Wiggles! Here’s a festive Elkolas for you. And some terribelk puns. ———————————— Ahhh sorry for waiting so long to post this! Finally got to a computer. But aahahaha, this is amazing! Love the

askcoppercog: askpun: The next Star Wars movie is a full year away, but at this rate we might still be late! You can see more of the cybernetic pony who could use a humor implant over at Ask Coppercog! Artwork by CNatScript #640 Ask Pun is brought

ask-acepony: Confused? Follow the triggerhappy Agent 707 on Pun Pony to see the whole story. But if you prefer a repair pony that can’t sing that lives in a harem you can also follow Fuselight for your oddly spesific needs. xD!

ask-acepony: And with that the war of the new year has ended. To read both sides of the story head over to Pun Pony. Also dibs on not paying for all this damage. xD!

ask-king-sombra: Pun Pony?! Strange name for a pony, but okay. ———————————- ((And so begins a crossover with the illustrious askpun! Prepare yourselves for shenanigans of the punniest kind.)) …OMG *flips all the tables*

ask-wiggles:The wink Sombra gave in the most recent update just gave me this weird magical girl feel for some reason…So… this happened. Enjoy. *runs off*————————————-Aaahaahhaa omg this is so (and excuse the pun) MAGICAL. Especially

ask-omegacoder: Is a version of Pun Pony going to show up in every universe Omega Coder visits?We Repair Ponies #132(( Mod: Pun-bot’s vocation suggested by the Pun Pony Project mod! )) =o

ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent

ask-poison-joke:Happy Easter everybody !! I add Sans because I really really imagined him in this scene . He is the only character who would be able to make a so bad pun and laughing at it . But …. Maybe it was Sapphire who made it …… hmmmmm…

ask-laichi:“Aww… F-fine. A-I’ll open the door.” =3= Ish a horrible Chi pun. Pls 5give me. TwTHad some fun with the whole “Long mane” situation. HeheX3!

ask-laichi:Chi-bi Puns Vol. 1 =w= I’ma make more of these. =w=X3 Ahhhhcute >w< <3

ask-four-inept-guardponies:[Insert egg-related pun here]>w<

ask-ikea-pony:A stupendous guest comic (with self-inflicted ask) by the ever wonderful Gsphere, inivonwini and Clouds. Thank you guys for keeping the spirit of both good furniture and good puns alive :’2 xD

crakkers replied to your post: idishido asked:Man I really liked…‘Bombastic’ I see u Artie

katersgonnak8 replied to your post: mewmewimakitty asked:If Pearls do…So are you saying now that she’s on her own *puts on sunglasses* the world’s her oyster?

jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

thunderwear: im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding

jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

penisburps: lindsaylohoean: does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe i dunno ask will.je.suis

mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

saywhatjessie: rexuality: a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows #in other words they’re asking to be PUNished

Blood: No No I’m fine! S-See I’m as healthy as a h-horse!(no pun intended)

ask-the-bonfire: Anon asks: to all the grillbs, pls show us your sick hairstyles *v*Grillby: [is a fiery mohawk possessing pun-k] *guest starring sans*MT Grillby: [channels his inner clark kent]US Grillby: [quiffs it up]UF Grillby: [is slick]OT Grillby:

askpun: A dramatic entrance like that deserves a theme song! Artwork by Astral frayScript #435

askpun: I don’t care if you have exclusives Origin, those exclusives being the only reason folks use you is not a point in your favor!Artwork by DragendaScript #1279 Do you like Ask Pun? Join the team that makes it!

gracetheacefromouterspace: So I was at rehearsal today and our director was telling us a bit about theater history and common phrases. He asked, “Does anyone know why we say break a leg?” That is when my meme-loving, air horn honking friend decided

When people ask you why you make science puns:

delvg: I asked @jen-iii what to draw today but the answer was obvious. (See what i did there)

askpun: I’ve got to light this myself, because stallions don’t like knee-dy mares! Doctor X-ray didn’t know what to make of it though, but you can see more of him and his eclectic companions over at Ask Creepy Ponies! Lineart by LoCeri Background

askpun: The fourth wall: it’s there for your protection. Artwork by VerulenceScript #1108

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